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Common behaviors of the newly founded Bible thumpers are. They will from that point on join the legions of Bible thumpery and become just as cool as the other select few. One day, the person in question, will awake as a new person, never to turn back. It will be swift, painful for others, and just plain embarrassing. If some people have been living a life of shame and disgust, now is their chance for repentance. This is also the time in which the Great Awakening occurs. Of course happening during a public beating. Hopefully, a sharp witted onlooker will comment on the thumpers' overzealous, condescending attitude towards others. This misguided message is only more misunderstood by their dumbfounded peers as they look on in amazement. They will stop any and everyone to inform them that they are going to Hell unless they repent. They will now frequent the courtyards, cafeterias and halls of their high schools. These now almost fully functional members of society have now mastered the soapbox, and like a challenge.

Mom said I don't have to listen to this.

Their facts will consist of the following: Alternatively Bible quotes may be taken deliberately out of context to give the deceitful message an individual Bible thumper wants. Bible thumpers may repeat out of context quotes that they were taught without understanding that they have been deceived. The little shits will momentarily use this crutch in hopes of being able to skip out an a lesson. The Bible may be quoted accurately in context but this does not always happpen. They will most likely spark an argument with their science teacher at this age about evolution. Their soundbyte anecdotes are reminiscent of Fox News but minus the comedy. They now can misquote any Bible verse on command. These pretentious little assholes are now old enough to talk mad ish, but not old enough to gore with a spork (yet.). I know you're about to enjoy your lunchables and your dunkaroos, but according to the Bible, you had better share them with everyone or God will smite thee.Īpril 20th 1991 Jimmy Age 4- the condescending diabetic. The first reported case of Bible Thumpery is the case of Jimmy the condescending diabetic. The children will soon realize that just like Mel Gibson, they too are chosen by the divine.

Despite modest attempts of the parents to offer a morally sound life for their children, their attempts are futile. About three years after I become a Christian, I heard about a marriage getaway called Weekend to Remember®. See reviews and pricing for this wine.Region: Canada / British Columbia / Okanagan. Bible thumper (also called Bible basher or Bible beater) is a description used with respect to particularly vocal Christians who constantly quote the Bible when discussing non-Biblical topics (often about science, but also about homophobia, porn, etc.). It seemed the more I tried to convince him to believe what I believed, the farther it pushed him from the truth. A White wine from Okanagan Valley, British Columbia, Canada.

At an early age, these Bible Thumpers learn from their parents the ways of the cloth. Steve accused me of being a Bible thumper and added some other not so nice adjectives.